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generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

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ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

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wowthisexists:

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strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

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tonight-i-am-a-transylvanian:

I’m not gonna cry…nope not gonna cry

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formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

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prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

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nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

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